When girls say they have a boyfriend.
Last night I was at a Halloween party with my niggaz Thomas, Adonai, Lamec, Zenas, Nelson, EK, and Mo. We hit the dancefloor and Mo goes up to this girl and starts dancing with her. After a couple of seconds she just randomly told him that she had a boyfriend.
Nothing’s more annoying than hearing your bullshit at a random time. We all know you didn’t have one, I mean, that’s why you came alone?
Anyway, right after that Mo turns around and looks at Adonai, Lamec, Zenas, Nelson, EK, I and a bunch of others and started chanting
“SHE SAID SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND,
SHE SAYS SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND,
SHE SAYS SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND,
THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!”
and pointed to her as we did it.
It didn’t take long until she got super embarrassed and left. We ended up doing it like 5 or 6 times because all these girls just like to lie instead of being straight up and saying they don’t want to dance. It’s not hard.


