This makes for my 20,000th post!

Shit, I’ve been on here for a while.

Lots of booties, beautiful women, Men fashion, videogames, tribal tattoos, and pictures of my life have cycled on my blog.

Welp,

here’s to another 20,000 more.

I’m home alone, so I think I’ma work on that Accent video right now 

:)

Say something to me in the meantime.

iight.

late.

My friends drank 137 beers today.

It was split between 12 of my friends.

We started drinking at 4:30pm yesterday.

Activities costisted of

  • Beer Bong
  • 2 beers in the Beer Bong
  • 3 Beers in the Beer Bong
  • Power Hour (60oz of Beer in 1 hour)
  • Beer Pong
  • Pool
  • Bonfire

and lots and lots of music.

Ric and Ferris got so fuckin drunk, it made me sober. 

It was pretty bad. And now they’re passed out somewhere and I just got home.

It was amazing.

I fucking hate beer, but this night was amazing.

Penny’s EPIC MEAL TIME.

SUP BITCH!?

I WAS BORED WATCHING EPIC MEAL TIME AND GOT FUCKING HUNGRY,

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I DID?

MAKE AN EPIC MEAL CALLED “HOLYSHITI’MHUNGRYLETSGOTOBURGERKING”

THIS EPIC MEAL CONSISTS OF :

  • TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKIN WHOPPER WITH MOTHERFUCKIN CHEESE
  • GAHT-DAM MOTHERFUCKIN BACON
  • 20 MOTHERFUCKIN CHICKEN NUGGETS
  • MOTHER-SWEET AND FUCKIN-SOUR SAUCE
  • 2 LARGE MOTHERFUCKIN FRIES

WHAT YOU GOT BITCH!?

PUT ALL THAT SHIT TOGETHER AND DOWN WITH A FUCKING LARGE COKE.

I first and foremost want to apologize to any girl that found me attractive prior to this post. I also would like to apologize for NOT HAVING ANY MUTHERFUCKING JACK DANIELS FOR DAT AZZ.

NEXT TIME, WE EAT FREEDOM!!!